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Princess and Me at the Fair...

  • Princess: I want cotton candy! [To guy selling it:] I just want a kid portion, please.
  • Vendor: That's only available up to age 8. How old are you, then?
  • Princess [slightly confused at the question]: 29.
  • Vendor: What's that? Can't hear you?
  • Daddy: She's seven!
  • Vendor: Ahhh, that's what I thought! *creates a kid portion and adds a face out of roasted almonds to it, handing it to princess with a flourish*
  • Princess: [smiles and blushes]